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BMW S1000RR Product Page SITE NAVIGATION: Click the Product Name or Picture below to reach the item's web page. Once there, click on the Price to reach the Order Page or order directly by clicking on the PayPal button. Please read DISCLAIMER before ordering. For credit card orders, call us at 828.628.7093 EST All prices include USPS Priority shipping in the USA unless otherwise noted. and yes...We ship USPS internationally! International customers will be notified of shipping costs after purchase or before upon e-mail request.
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BMW S1000RR PERFORMANCE |
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Remus
S1000RR HexaCone Titanium Full Exhaust Imported from
Austria. Welcome, my friends to the 200HP club! Honestly, I never thought I'd live to see the day. Perfected
on the race tracks of Europe.. brought to you by Pirates' Lair. Witness the bad-ass looking Remus Titanium HexaCone Full System for the king of superbikes...the BMW S1000RR. The new Remus Ti HexaCone Full System provides you with their legendary super deep sound. The benefits of the Remus Ti HexaCone are: Ultra Lightweight... Deep Sound... High quality materials.. Godlike power.. Longer lasting erections.. The S1000RR Remus HexaCone full exhaust system is available in full Titanium only. While the header and canister are titanium, the cansiter comes with a Carbon Fiber end cap. Sweet. All mounting hardware is included. Bike does NOT retain heat shield. Sweet. The Remus HexaCone does eliminate the catalytic converter. Your O2 sensor will now plug into your new Titanium header. Dyno Chart..Click Here Fits
the BMW S1000RR only. Pirates' Price Titanium Full System $2380.US (Ground shipping in US Included) |
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Remus
S1000RR HyperCone Slip-On Exhaust Imported from
Austria. The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range
and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep throaty tone. We offer two version canisters for the mighty BMW S1000RR Titanium and Stainless steel. Both come with carbon fiber end caps and all mounting hardware.. Sweet. The Remus HyperCone slip-ons offer a 2-3 hp
gain and less weight. Like other aftermarket exhausts, the Remus HyperCone does NOT eliminate the catalytic converter so your bike stays legal in all 50 states and Europe. Connector / mid-pipe included in the kit. Customer retains the option of keeping the factory heat shield. Fits
the BMW S1000RR only. Pirates' Price Stainless Steel Slip-Ons $678.US / $800.US Titanium Slip-Ons (Ground shipping in US Included) |
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Two Brothers S1000RR V.A.L.E. M-2 Slip-On Exhaust Pirates' Lair is proud to offer the TBR M-2 V.A.L.E. slip-on system from the world renowned Two Brothers Racing. With the Two Brothers Racing Slip-On's, you'll pick up an addition of up to 4.1hp for the BMW S1000RR. Choose from Titanium, Aluminum, or Carbon Fiber. Pirates' Lair includes the TBR P1 PowerTip™ sound suppressor (usually a $30 option) with all TwoBros exhaust systems with M2 outlets. Use it.. or not! The P1 is a straight-through sound diffuser which quiets the pipe by 2 to 3 dB while actually adding measurable HP gains from the middle to the top of the powerband. Easy to install .. Fits the BMW KS1000RR Only. Pirates' Price $465.US Alum / $565.US Ti/CF (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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BMW
S1000RR TRACK DAYS / ROAD RACING |
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R &
G Racing S1000RR Aero Frame Sliders Imported from the UK. Protect your S100RR from the ugliness of going down
with these British-made Aero frame sliders. R&G Aero Bobbins are a stylish, aerodynamic, teardrop shaped bobbin improving on the looks of popular standard round bobbins. Fitted with a removable end cap which hides the bobbins fittings, this sleek new design looks superb and is a winner on road and track! We offer these frame sliders (sold
in pairs only) for the S1000RR as well as front fork, and rear cotton reels.
These are available in black only. Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior?
Alcoholic? Lesson the damage of a drop with a little aftermarket insurance!
Kit comes with very detailed directions. Replacement parts available. No modifications necessary. Fits
the BMW S1000RR Only Pirates' Price $120.US Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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R &
G Racing S1000RR Fork Sliders Imported from the UK. Protect the front forks of your BMW S1000RR from the ugliness of going down
with these British-made frame sliders. We offer these fork sliders (sold
in pairs only) as well as frame sliders and rear cotton reels. These are available in black only. Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior?
Alcoholic? Lesson the damage of a drop with a little aftermarket insurance!
Kit comes with very detailed directions. No modifications necessary. Fits
the BMW S1000RR Only Pirates' Price $60.US Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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R &
G Racing S1000RR Bar End Sliders Imported from the UK. In the event of a crash, I can guarantee you that your bars will contact pavement. I speak from painful experience. Protect the handlebars of your BMW S1000RR from the ugliness of going down
with these British-made bar-end sliders. Besides the protection aspect these offer, they also help reduce handlebar vibration. We offer these bar ends (sold
in pairs only) in black only. Replacement parts available. They even look good! Doing track days? Deals Gap warrior?
Alcoholic? Lesson the damage of a drop with a little aftermarket insurance!
Chimp easy installation. No modifications necessary. Fits
the BMW S1000RR Only Pirates' Price $50.US Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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R & G Racing S1000RR Case / Clutch Cover / RHS Imported from the UK This right hand side engine case / clutch cover has been developed in collaboration with selected race teams and crash tested within the R&G Racing Suzuki GSX-R Trophy. Crafted from 4mm polycarbonate for strength, durability and good looks, they complement our crash protectors perfectly. The covers simply bolt on over the original engine casing. So no modifications, no messing with glue, or removing anything. Slimline for maximum ground clearance, ultra lightweight, shiny and protecting one of the most vulnerable parts of the machine, these could save you some serious doubloons in the event of an accident ... Ever seen the prices of a new engine casing or the cost of removing debris from your engine? Fits
the BMW S1000RR.. Pirates' Price $125.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) On Sale! Over-Stocked! $90.US Delivered! |
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R & G Racing S1000RR Water Pump Cover / RHS Imported from the UK This right hand side water pump cover has been developed in collaboration with selected race teams and crash tested within the R&G Racing Suzuki GSX-R Trophy. Crafted from 4mm polycarbonate for strength, durability and good looks, they complement our crash protectors perfectly. The covers simply bolt on over the original engine casing. So no modifications, no messing with glue, or removing anything. Slimline for maximum ground clearance, ultra lightweight, shiny and protecting one of the most vulnerable parts of the machine, these could save you some serious doubloons in the event of an accident ... Ever seen the prices of a new water pump cover or the cost of removing debris from your engine? Fits
the BMW S1000RR.. Pirates' Price $95.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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R & G Racing S1000RR Generator Cover / LHS Imported from the UK This left hand side generator cover has been developed in collaboration with selected race teams and crash tested within the R&G Racing Suzuki GSX-R Trophy. Crafted from 4mm polycarbonate for strength, durability and good looks, they complement our crash protectors perfectly. The covers simply bolt on over the original engine casing. So no modifications, no messing with glue, or removing anything. Slimline for maximum ground clearance, ultra lightweight, shiny and protecting one of the most vulnerable parts of the machine, these could save you some serious doubloons in the event of an accident ... Ever seen the prices of a new water pump cover or the cost of removing debris from your engine? Fits
the BMW S1000RR.. Pirates' Price $140.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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R & G Racing S1000RR Toe / Sprocket Guard Imported from the UK Ever seen somebody's leg, boot, or toes get caught in a sprocket during a get-off? It's not a pretty sight. Add a little cheap insurance to your track day ride with this simple and effective toe/sprocket guard. Crafted from 4mm polycarbonate for strength, durability and good looks, they complement our crash protectors perfectly. Black only. Chimp easy install. Fits
the BMW S1000RR.. Pirates' Price $68.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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TechSpec
Gripster Tank Grips Sliding forward when coming to a stop? Scuffing up your tank with your
knees and jacket? Your wife sliding off the bike during late night garage
sex? If you want grip AND protection.. Here's one solution. By gripping
the tank with your legs, a rider can improve the overall control of a
motorcycle, control of their body weight, and obtain a more positive seat
position. Improved control of the riders body weight will help improve
overall handling. Increased control equals a smoother, less fatigued,
and more enjoyable ride. The peel-n-stick material is a rubber product only.125” thick with
a low profile diamond grip pattern to help increase the coefficient of
friction. Perfect for aggressive, higher skilled, track day riders. Each
(3) piece kit includes R & L Grip Skins and a tank protector for the front of the tank. I
have this on both my K1200S, Ducati 1098, and my trackbike and swear by it. Fits
the BMW S1000RR Only Pirates' Price $62.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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R & G Racing S1000RR Blanking Plates Imported from the UK Ok.. you've gotten your BMW S1000RR home and the first thing you do is remove your rear footpeg brackets for track days.. or to make sure nobody asks you for a ride. Who'd want to ride two up on this bike, anyway?? You get them off and you are stuck with those unseemly holes. What to do? Tidy up the rear of your bike, once you have removed the rear footrest hangers, with these easy to install blanking plates. Sold in pairs only. Chimp-easy install. Black only. Fits
the BMW S1000RR only.. Pirates' Price $68.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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Clutch Reservoir Protector (Booty) Keep your clutch reservoir protected with the sylish R & G Racing Clutch/Brake Reservoir Protector Booty! Just like the racers use. These are generally advertised as helping keep the sun from corrupting the fluids, but IMHO.. that's probably BS, but what do I know. I like these because they look trick. This black elasticated protector features a white sewn R&G logo in two positions. It simply fits straight over your clutch reservoir keeping it well protected and cosy warm too! Can also be used as an arm band or penis warmer (if yours is only 2" long, short and fat).. I'm just sayin.' These will fit over virtually any round clutch or brake reservoir. Pirates' Price $14.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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BMW
S1000RR ERGONOMICS |
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Synto Levers Imported from Germany! As beautiful as they are functional, race-tested Synto Levers set the standard in a sea of "fugly,"
poorly made equipment. You own one of the finest motorcycles ever created.. shouldn't you
choose your equipment with the same criteria? Produced in Germany,
Synto Levers are CNC machined out of aircraft-grade aluminum and coated
with a clear anodized finish. Levers are top quality (better than anything on the US market including Pazzo, CRG, etc.) with exacting specifications and tolerances for a smooth
crisp feel with no slop as found on many aftermarket levers. Fully adjustable 6 positions so getting the ergos right on your bike has never been easier. 6 colors to choose from for levers and adjusting wheel. Mix and match! Silver, Gold, Blue, Black, Red, & Titanium. Fits
the BMW S1000RR Only. Pirates' Price $298.US Complete Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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Throttlemeister Witness the world's first
S1000RR throttle-lock produced
by world renowned Throttlemeister.. In
case you are not familiar with the product, it is essentially a bar end,
mechanical, cruise control for your motorcycle. Tired of a numb throttle
hand? Ready to stop and rest your hand after less than 30 minutes in the
twisties? Stupid question, huh? Here's the first and only solution, my friends
and yes.. it will
work with the heated grips. You'll be spoiled after your first ride. Easy 15 minute install. We
offer these in both the standard Silver and a baked-on Black textured finish. Fits
the BMW S1000RR Only. Pirates' Price $145. US Silver / $155.US Black (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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MotoZen Levers "WOW" is the word that comes to mind after seeing my first pair. MotoZen levers are top quality (some of the best I have seen) with exacting specifications and tolerances for a smooth
crisp feel with no slop as found on stock or some aftermarket levers. There are so many adjustment options on these that it'll make your head spin so getting the ergos right on your bike has never been easier. You can even adjust these on the fly! Individual
replacement parts are available. You deserve the best and without plundering your wallet. Levers are CNC machined out of aircraft-grade aluminum and coated
with a clear anodized finish. This is a new product to the market and not all color options are available yet. Currently, the part that attaches to your bike and the actual lever are ONLY available in black. Click Here for explanation. However.. the end lever (the part with the hole in it) and the adjuster knob are available in red/blue/gold/silver/black. Fits every model year BMW S1000RR. Pirates' Price $170.US Complete Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) New Product! |
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LSL Tour Match Bar Risers Here's good news to all the er.. formerly young riders (like me) with wrist or neck problems or for those who are shocked.. yes shocked that the the stock comfort level on the BMW S1000RR isn't quite what they expected. LSL Tour Match Risers, which will be available in SILVER only, are 70mm higher (that's 2.75" to you Americans) and 15mm closer towards you over stock. Not sure if these are Throttlemeister compatible yet. The kit includes the Tour match bars and clamps, bar ends, a relocation bracket with hardware for the brake fluid reservoir, fairing spacers with hardware to lift the fairing 15mm (0.59”) and 1mm thick steering stop plates which have to be glued to the steering stops (ignition lock still works). No mods to windshield or fairing necessary. Fits
the BMW S1000RR Only. Pirates' Price $500.US Pair (US Priority Shipping in US Included) |
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Sato Rearsets Imported from Japan. As
beautiful as they are functional, Sato rearsets set the
standard in a sea of "fugly" equipment. You own one of the most beautiful
bikes ever created.. shouldn't you choose your equipment with the same
criteria? Sato rearsets are CNC machined out of 6061-T6 aircraft-grade
aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. Silver, Black, or Gold anodized
available. Levers ride on twin ball bearings for a smooth feel, and no
slop, as in found with bushings. Knurled non-folding pegs offer good grip,
with more ground clearance. Fully adjustable 8 positions. Individual replacement
parts are available. You deserve the best... or do you? The Sato MV Agusta or Ducati Rearset Kits that we sell do NOT come with a brake lever. . These are designated Type 1 Kits. Not sure about the BMW S1000RR kit yet. The customer keeps his factory rear brake lever. We can get the Type 2 kits (which include an integrated brake lever) upon special order request.The Type 2 kits are $610. Fits
the BMW S1000RR Only. Pirates' Price $650.US Pair (US Priority Shipping in US Included) New Product! |
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BMW S1000RR CARBON
FIBER |
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Bestem
S1000RR Carbon Fiber You want Carbon Fiber? Are we not men? If you are looking for an alternative to the expensive Carbon Fiber coming out of Germany.. Bestem delivers. FYI.. I see Bestem products side-by-side with Ilmbergers on a daily basis. On most parts I can NOT tell the difference. It's that good. Each piece is made from high quality 3K TWILL WEAVE carbon fiber and epoxy resin to provide excellent texture and flexibility then polished to a high gloss. Unbeknownst to most except industry insiders, Bestem has made leaps and bounds over the last few years with quality being their #1 priority. Due to the fact that they recently invested millions in new molds and manufacturing equipment, I predict that soon.. very soon their product could become the top option in the US. Bestem is the only CF manufacturer to offer a 6 month limited warranty. Click Here to see all our Bestem S1000RR Carbon Fiber. Fits the S1000RR Only. Pirates' Price Starting at $55.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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Ilmberger
S1000RR Carbon Fiber from Ilmberger of Germany. You want the best Carbon Fiber on the market? Look no further. The Ilmberger carbon fiber
cloth glistens under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a
deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the
bodywork. Ilmberger Carbon Fiber
is as light as a feather and offers a deep gloss finish for the ultimate
in weight loss and good looks. Worthy of the S1000RR. Quality German craftsmanship.Since 1990 Ilmberger has been producing high-quality carbon fiber products, equaling OEM quality and sold through OEM accessory catalogs. Used by top international racers, Ilmberger products are the highest quality carbon fiber we have found. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Ilmberger products is an exact match for the patterns
of both Pack Parts and ZTechnik Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue
with mixing and matching. Click Here to see all our Ilmberger S1000RR Carbon Fiber. Fits the S1000RR Only. Pirates' Price Starting at $134.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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Ilmberger
S1000RR Carbon Fiber Front Fender from Ilmberger of Germany. You want Carbon Fiber? Are we not men? The Ilmberger carbon fiber
cloth glistens under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a
deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the
bodywork. Ilmberger Carbon Fiber
is as light as a feather and offers a deep gloss finish for the ultimate
in weight loss and good looks. Worthy of the S1000RR. Quality German craftsmanship.Since 1990 Ilmberger has been producing high-quality carbon fiber products, equaling OEM quality and sold through OEM accessory catalogs. Used by top international racers, Ilmberger products are the highest quality carbon fiber we have found. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Ilmberger products is an exact match for the patterns
of both Pack Parts and ZTechnik Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue
with mixing and matching. Fits the S1000RR Only. Pirates' Price $345.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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Ilmberger
S1000RR Carbon Fiber Lower Cowling from Ilmberger of Germany. You want Carbon Fiber? Are we not men? The Ilmberger carbon fiber
cloth glistens under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a
deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the
bodywork. Ilmberger Carbon Fiber
is as light as a feather and offers a deep gloss finish for the ultimate
in weight loss and good looks. Worthy of the S1000RR. Quality German craftsmanship.Since 1990 Ilmberger has been producing high-quality carbon fiber products, equaling OEM quality and sold through OEM accessory catalogs. Used by top international racers, Ilmberger products are the highest quality carbon fiber we have found. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Ilmberger products is an exact match for the patterns
of both Pack Parts and ZTechnik Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue
with mixing and matching. Fits the S1000RR Only. Pirates' Price $495.US per side (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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Ilmberger
S1000RR Rear Hugger with Chain Guard from Ilmberger of Germany. You want Carbon Fiber? Stupid question, huh? The Ilmberger carbon fiber
cloth glistens under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a
deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the
bodywork. Ilmberger Carbon Fiber
is as light as a feather and offers a deep gloss finish for the ultimate
in weight loss and good looks. Worthy of the S1000RR. Quality German craftsmanship.Since 1990 Ilmberger has been producing high-quality carbon fiber products, equaling OEM quality and sold through OEM accessory catalogs. Used by top international racers, Ilmberger products are the highest quality carbon fiber we have found. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Ilmberger products is an exact match for the patterns
of both Pack Parts and ZTechnik Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue
with mixing and matching. Fits the S1000RR Only. Pirates' Price $380.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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Ilmberger
S1000RR Carbon Fiber Tank Cener Panel from Ilmberger of Germany. You want Carbon Fiber? Are we not men? The Ilmberger carbon fiber
cloth glistens under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a
deep appearance. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the
bodywork. Ilmberger Carbon Fiber
is as light as a feather and offers a deep gloss finish for the ultimate
in weight loss and good looks. Worthy of the S1000RR. Quality German craftsmanship.Since 1990 Ilmberger has been producing high-quality carbon fiber products, equaling OEM quality and sold through OEM accessory catalogs. Used by top international racers, Ilmberger products are the highest quality carbon fiber we have found. In case you are curious, the Carbon Fiber pattern of Ilmberger products is an exact match for the patterns
of both Pack Parts and ZTechnik Carbon Fiber products so there is no issue
with mixing and matching. Fits the S1000RR Only. Pirates' Price $240.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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RADAR DETECTOR & CAMERA ACCESSORIES |
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BikePenR GPS Triple Clamp Mount Looking for a sleek way to mount a GPS on your S1000RR? Of course you are. Each BikePenR GPS Mount is sleek, stylish, and amazingly attractive unlike virtually everything else on the market. You won't be ashamed to have it on your bike. BikePenR mounts, which are made in the Netherlands, are compatible with: Garmin Streetpilot, Zumo 220, 550, 660 and Montana TomTom Rider2, Pro and Urben Rider. These centered, adjustable triple clamp mounts (the GT10 series) are impressive even by my anal standards. Install is chimp easy and takes less than 10 minutes by removing the cap and bolting the mount right into the triple clamp. No mods necessary. A one beer job even for the most incompetent. Fits the S1000RR Only. |
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TECHMOUNT S1000RR Euro Radar Detector Mount The Techmount 55mm "Euro" radar detector, GPS, toll transponder, XM Radio mount is impressive even by my anal standards. We offer these in both silver or black anodized finishes. You can mount the unit on either the left or right hand sides (or both) giving you install flexibility. The Euro Mount system is designed to clamp onto the top of the S1000RR fork tubes for an unobtrusive look and unobstructed view of all your dash functions. Another cool feature... as the mount has two ball bearings, you can adjust both the height and angle of the platform to your demented needs. Install is chimp easy with no mods or engineering diploma needed. Kits include velcro and tools.This is the mount I use. We also have these for Ducati and Aprilia. What more do you want? Fits the S1000RR Only. |
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H.A.R.D. Radar Detector Warning Imagine getting a radar detector alert inside your helmet..no wires, no
blaring speakers. The Inside Helmet Visual Alert a.k.a .H.A.R.D. provides
an immediate visual alert: a flashing LED light , inside the helmet that
is illuminated within your field of vision allowing immediate recognition
of radar. After testing a unit for almost a year, I'm very happy with it's
performance. As there are no wires, the 5 minute install is about as easy
as it gets. The transmitter plugs directly into the power port of your V1,
Passport 8500, 8500 X-50, 9500i, 9500ix or Redline. The receiver mounts either
inside or outside your helmet with the flashing LED placed in your peripheral
field of vision. The Passport version also works with the 7500, 6800, and
the Solo S2 as well as the Beltronics models: RX-65, RX-55, and Vector
995. Uses watch type batteries. It's us against them, my friends! Pirates' Price $110.US V1 or Passport (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) Temporarily Unavailable! |
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BMW S1000RR LIGHTING & SAFETY ENHANCEMENTS |
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ETI HID Motorcycle Lighting Kits I've been wanting to add HID kits to our menu for eons, but they always looked too complex for us mere mortals to install and expensive. Well.. the times they are a changin'. The DDM HID conversion kits we have chosen for our menu are truly plug & play and install as though they came from the factory. We are selling kits for both H3 and H7 HID conversions. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no smoking wallets. ETI HID conversion kits use ultra slim digital ballasts designed to fit into the tightest spaces. Measurements for the ballast is 3.5" x 2.5" x 0.5" at only 8oz each. The ballasts are waterproof and are designed to withstand the shock and vibration of a motorcycle. The 35w ETI HID bulbs produce up to an incredible 6000 lumens and add that great HID color. Each bulb slots perfectly into the spot of the old bulb. and yes.. our kits are CanBus compatible. What are you waiting for? Isn't your life worth it? |
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Kisan
Sequential LED License Plate Frame Imagine this.. a sleek black license plate frame with Sequential
Turn Signals (with Amber LED's), a flashing Brake
Light Modulator, and Running Lights (with Red LED's) all on the same unit. Kisan delivers big with this easy
to install accessory light guaranteed to get that cell phone wielding, french
fry eating asshole's attention that's coming up behind you. Designed to
accept the most commonly used 7-1/2" license plates. and yes.. the
Can-Bus/ABS compatible Kisan Sequential LED License Plate Frame can be mounted
with the LED arrays on top or bottom of the license plate. This is what
I have on my own K1200S. Fits the BMW S1000RR, K1300S, K1200S, K1200R, R Sport, K1200RS/GT,
06 K1200GT, R1200GS, and virtually every other motorcycle. Pirates' Price $125.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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R & G Racing S1000RR Oil Cooler Guard Imported from the UK Ever wonder what would happen to your bike if something flew up and penetrated the oil cooler? Ever wonder how much a factory oil cooler costs? Be afraid. Add a little cheap insurance to your S1000RR with this simple and effective oil cooler guard from R & G Racing. Each is made from pressed aluminum and feature a neat, seamless frame. No permanent modifications need to be made to the bike. Chimp easy install. Very unobtrusive once installed. Black only. Radiator guard also available. Chimp easy install. Fits
the BMW S1000RR.. Pirates' Price $72.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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R & G Racing S1000RR Radiator Guard Imported from the UK Ever wonder what would happen to your bike if something flew up and penetrated the radiator? Ever wonder how much a factoryradiator costs? Be afraid. Add a little cheap insurance to your S1000RR with this simple and effective radiator guard from R & G Racing. CEach is made from pressed aluminum and feature a neat, seamless frame. No permanent modifications need to be made to the bike. Chimp easy install. Very unobtrusive once installed. Black only. Oil cooler guard also available. Chimp easy install. Fits
the BMW S1000RR.. Pirates' Price $120.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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Stebel
Nautilus Compact Air Horn Imported from Italy. Are you sick and tired
of some cage trying to take your lane while you happen to be using it?
Don't get mad... get LOUD. The Nautilus black dual-tone air horn is rated at 139dB so you'll be as
loud as most European cars. Includes a single M8 mounting bolt and nut,
as well as a relay for providing a direct, high current attachment to
the motorcycle's battery. The Nautilus is 800%
louder than your single factory meep meep horn. Feel safer.. Stay alive...!
Fits virtually all motorcycles if you have the room. Remember, these are
larger than your stock horn so you'll need space and clearance for a single
5.3" x 4" x 3.3" air horn. Honestly, install on the S1000RR takes a little imagination, but it's worth it.. I have these on my own bikes.. Can Bus compatible. Pirates' Price $50.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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Stebel
Magnum Horn Unlike dual Fiamms or large air horns, the 136 dB Stebel
Magnum is designed for bikes where space is at a premium. The Magnum fits in place of the OEM horn and is connected in
minutes using basic wiring skills. FYI, the Stebel is about 30% louder than
the factory horn... not as loud as dual horns or an air horn, however the
install is 100% easier than these other type horns and it takes up 1/2 the
space. Wiring is as easy as removing the 2 wires from your factory horn
and connecting them to the Magnum. The Stebel
Magnum is small enough at 85mm x 90mm x 60mm to fit onto your S1000RR, K1300S,
K1200R, R1200GS, R1200RT, R1200ST, and virtually any modern motorcycle.
Also includes: fitment bracket. The Magnum is louder than your stock meep meep horn but not by much. We always recommend the Stebel Nautilus over this horn if you have the space as it's 400% louder. I'm just sayin.' Pirates' Price $43.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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Lite
Blazer License Plate Frame from Run-N-Lites The 3 rows of high intensity
LED's used in the Lite-Blazer license plate mounted light bar will definitely
get the attention to vehicles several hundred feet behind you. The outside
LED's burn RED all the time as running lights,
like Lite Buddy's and the center LED's are a solid stop light (it is slightly brighter then
the running lights). When the brakes are applied, the built in flasher causes
the outer clusters to flash 6 - 7 times and remain on solid after that,
so you do not piss off the bubba/ex-SEAL/Postal employee sitting behind
you. The light bar frame is black. Easy install. Make sure those french
fry eating, cell phone hugging, cage demons can see you when you are stopped.
Fits EVERY BMW. For
a Video MPG of the Lite Blazer in Action... Click HERE Pirates' Price $78.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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Stop & Go Pocket Tire Plugger Kit If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna have a flat. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Pocket Tire Plugger Kit from Stop & Go gives you the ability to perform the most effective repair possible without dismounting your tubeless tire. With this kit, you'll be back in action in just a few minutes. With the addition of (4) 16 gram canisters of 100% pure high velocity CO2 gas and the 4" fully flexible adapter with solid brass fittings, this kit includes everything needed to repair and re-inflate your tire. The mushroom-type plugs expand under pressure working much better than those crappy sticky strips that cheaper kits use. The kit measures 5" x & 7 1/2" x 1" and weighs only 18 ounces. This ain't the cheapest kit on the market, my friends.. but IMHO.. it's the best. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do. The question is.. Do you feel lucky? Well.. do ya punk? Pirates' Price $55.US. (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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BMW S1000RR HANDLING |
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Marc
Parnes S1000RR Wheel Balance Kit Some of us choose to mount
and balance our own tires.. Why? Because we hate to pay the local extortionist..
er.. dealer $60 a pop to mount, scratch, and balance our tires. Of all the
balance kits on the market, this is the one I own and use. The MP kit comes
complete with everything you need to balance both wheels.. Everything CNC machined out of
billet 6061-T6 aircraft aluminum. User supplies two support stands of equal
heights to support the balancer and wheel. Any milk crates, cylinder blocks,
or jack-stands work perfectly. Stick-On weights included.. because we love you! Pirates' Price $130.US Kit (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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BMW
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ZTechnik S1000RR VStream Tall Touring Windshield The ZTechnik S1000RR Tall Touring windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced 'V' shape and dimensional contours of the VStream windscreens push the wake, typically referred to as the von Karman vortex, out and away from the side of the rider's helmet. This improvement is notable for the passenger as well should you be burdened with one..The extra-tall Z2480 is the perfect choice for long cross-country days in the saddle or for S1000RR riders who are taller than average. The VStream Tall Touring Z2480 comes in clear only. Tough FMR hardcoated polycarbonate gives VStream windshields outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windshield maker worldwide. This windshield is 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and has superior crack and impact resistance. Dimensions for the Tall Touring shield are: Height: 18.70 in. (47.5cm); Width: 13.50 in. (34.3cm) . Fits the S1000RR Only. Pirates' Price $159.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) New Product! |
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ZTechnik S1000RR VStream Dark Tinted Sport Touring Windshield The ZTechnik S1000RR Sport Touring windshield revolutionizes windscreen performance! The advanced 'V' shape and dimensional contours of the VStream windscreens push the wake, typically referred to as the von Karman vortex, out and away from the side of the rider's helmet. This improvement is notable for the passenger as well should you be burdened with one..The extra-tall Z2480 is the perfect choice for long cross-country days in the saddle or for S1000RR riders who are taller than average. The VStream Tall Touring Z2480 comes in dark tinted only. Tough FMR hardcoated polycarbonate gives VStream windshields outstanding clarity and strength characteristics unmatched by any windshield maker worldwide. This windshield is 3X more resistant to abrasion than acrylic materials, and has superior crack and impact resistance. Dimensions for the Sport Touring shield are: Height: 18.70 in. (47.5cm); Width: 13.50 in. (34.3cm) . Fits the S1000RR Only. Pirates' Price $135.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) New Product! |
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MRA
Double Bubble Race S1000RR Windshield MRA of Germany
delivers
yet again with this double bubble shileld for the S1000RR. As with everything else they produce..
quality is first rate. Available in clear, smoke grey, blue, and shadow line black which is opaque. The Double Bubble Race shield offers
better protection than stock yet does NOT sacrifice the sporty look and/or
low profile appearance. The entire line of MRA replacements shields are
made from Lexan® FMR polycarbonate for durability
and scratch resistance. All the MRA shields are sleek and attractive yet
functional. Fits the S1000RR Only. Pirates' Price $125.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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S1000RR Tail Tidy by R & G Racing This simple anodized
aluminum bracket allows you to easily clean up the tail end of
your S1000RR. This imported kit
comes complete with an LED License Plate Light as well as stainless steel mounting hardware. No mods necessary. Quality is first rate. While the change isn't visually drastic...
it is much sleeker and actually still looks factory. Instructions are
VERY easy to understand (with pictures) and the install is under an hour. Fits
the BMW S1000RR Only. Pirates' Price $143.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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S1000RR Frame Caps by R & G Racing Once again, Pirates' Lair is forced to complete what BMW's designers failed to do.. and without their astronomical pay. This easy to install 2 piece frame cap kit (both left and right side) plugs those fugly unfinished holes leaving your bike with a more finished appearance. Install is chimp easy. Sold in pairs only. Honestly.. can you live with those ugly holes? Fits
the BMW S1000RR Only. Pirates' Price $70.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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SSR S1000RR Billet Aluminum Race Gas Cap Made in the USA by SSR. Are these beeeautiful
or what?? These are designed to mimic a race bike's gas cap... Sleek,
attractive, and functional. Valentino Rossi would be impressed. This is
a direct replacement for your BMW S1000RR factory fuel filler cap and includes stainless
steel fasteners and new O-rings. In case you are wondering.. No.. they don't lock.. and
neither do the gas caps on any late model 4-wheeled vehicle you own so
for gods sake.. unless you live in an area with roving bands of petrol
thieves.. willing to risk 2 years in jail for $9 worth of gas...Relax and
fagetaboutit. Easy on/easy off without a key. We plan on keeping these in stock in Silver, but can get a Black version as a special order item. Fits the S1000RR Only (all years) Pirates' Price $90.US Kit / Silver or Black (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) New Product! |
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S1000RR Easy Helmet Lock A Pirate's Lair Exclusive! Ever wonder why your $17,000 bike doesn't come with a halfway decent
helmet lock? Go figure. Hate the looks of those "fugly" license plate helmet
locks? The lock and mechanism are made by BMW. The mounting bracket, which will fit both the S1000RR, the K1200/K1300S, and the K1200/K1300R
is produced here in the US by a fellow K12 rider. We package the bracket
and lock together and sell it as an easy install kit. Install time is about
10 minutes and it will look factory. We offer these in black or silver.. We suggest customers install on the left side of the bike..
away from the helmet cooking exhaus. Fits
the BMW S1000RR, K1300s, K1200S, K1200R. Manufactured for Pirates' Lair. Pirates' Price $95.US Blk / $100.US Silver (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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The Helmet Lok Hate the looks of those "fugly" license plate helmet
locks? Can't afford the expensive Easy Helmet Lock that we sell? Here's a cheaper alternative. The HelmetLok is carabiner with a twist...it LOCKS. Specially designed for motorcycle applications, it secures your helmet (or other valuable gear) and gives you a little peace of mind when you're away from the bike. Unlike a typical carabiner where the latch the opens inward and restricts the size of the opening, the HelmetLok latch opens OUTWARD. This allows it to fit around handlebars, frame tubes, or other parts of your motorcycle measuring up to 1-1/8" diameter.The latching lever contains a programmable 3-pin combination lock which you can change anytime. To secure your helmet, slip the HelmetLok around your frame, hook your helmet d-rings or straps thru the caribiner, close the latch and spin the combo dial. Done. If there's a place to hook the carabiner, there's always a place to lock your helmet. Fits
virtually every motorcycle on earth. Pirates' Price $38.US Blk (USPS Shipping in the US included) |
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TRAILER,
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The
Speedy Hitch Camera System The Speedy Hitch makes hooking up your trailer a one person no-brainer operation! It also makes backing into tight sheds or garages chimp easy. No more dented license plates. No more dinged bumpers. No more crushed lawn furniture. No more flattened Dachshunds. The small camera mount has a magnet on the bottom which in theory should attach virtually anywhere to the back of your car, truck, SUV, or trailer. You aim it down at the ball. The magnet is plenty powerful so it doesn't matter where it's located although the closer the better. The handheld receiver with the full color monitor can either be held in your hand, laid on your dash, or just set on the console beside you. You back into place and viola!.. You're done. You remove the rear camera, store it in it's handy case and you're off. Simple, easy, as it should be. The range on this thing is 300 ft and as it automatically switches to infra-red when it's dark... Woohoo!! Pirates' Price $199.US (Shipping in US Included) |
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S1000RR Pit-Bull Spooled Forward Handle Rear Stand
Pirates' Lair is proud to offer our BMW S1000RR customers the finest
wheel stand on the market.. the Pit Bull.
The Spooled Forward Handle Rear Stand offers great leverage and stability making it easy to spin the wheel for cleaning or tire
changing. Easy one-man operation. The forward handle rear stand offers space
saving for garage/display/work table/lift. . and it's bulletproof. Spools sold separately. Remember our prices INCLUDE drop-shipping directly from the
manufacturer for quicker delivery. Fits
the BMW S1000RR. Pirates' Price Rear $165.US (UPS Ground shipping in the US included) |
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S1000RR Pit-Bull Front Motorcycle Stand
Pirates' Lair is proud to offer our BMW S1000RR customers the finest
wheel stand on the market.. the Pit Bull.
The Forklift Front Stand offers great leverage and stability and the easy swivel,
rubber coated ends makes it easy to spin the wheel for cleaning
or tire changing without fear of scratching your fine machine. Easy one-man
operation. Bulletproof construction.. Sold complete and remember our prices
INCLUDE drop-shipping directly from the manufacturer for quicker delivery. Fits
the BMW S1000RR. Pirates' Price Rear $170.US (UPS Ground Shipping in the US included) |
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Two Brothers Racing S1-Pro™ Stand Pirates' Lair is proud to offer our BMW S1000RR and Ducati customers Two Brothers Racing's S1-Pro Stand.
The S-1 Rear Stand offers great leverage and stability making it easy to spin the wheel for cleaning or tire
changing. Easy one-man operation. The stand is constructed with a CNC machined Aluminum frame with Billet Stainless Steel Handle inserts. It is lightweight and compactable for easy transport or storage. We offer 5 different color accents. Spools sold separately. Yes... these are expensive, but they sure look trick as hell. Remember our prices INCLUDE drop-shipping directly from the
manufacturer for quicker delivery. Fits
the BMW S1000RR and most late model sport bikes with spools.. Pirates' Price Rear $350.US (UPS Ground shipping in the US included) New Product! |
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R &
G Racing S1000RR Offset Cotton Reel Sliders Imported
from the UK. Cotton reel sliders have two uses. While they are primarily used for a lift point for your aftermarket wheel stand like a Pit Bull, they also help protect the swing-arm of your S1000RR from the ugliness of going
down. No mods or drilling necessary.
Chimp easy install.. We sell two types cotton reels for the mighty S1000RR The Offset version is theoretically stronger in a crash and makes lifting with a paddock stand easier - all to do with leverage. Some people moan about not being able to use the offset as easily for wheel removal but all you need to do is take the bobbin off the block and screw it into the paddock stand hole.. Our Offset Cotton Reels are mounted to a special, black-anodised aluminum bracket (included with the kit.) . Either version will give protection to the swingarm area in most crashes. These are available in black only. Fits the BMW S1000RR Only. Pirates' Price Offset $90.US Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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R &
G Racing S1000RR Cotton Reel Sliders Imported
from the UK. Cotton reel sliders have two uses. While they are primarily used for a lift point for your aftermarket wheel stand like a Pit Bull, they also help protect the swing-arm of your S1000RR from the ugliness of going
down. No mods or drilling necessary.
Chimp easy install.. We sell two types cotton reels for the mighty S1000RR..Standard and Offset.The Offset version is theoretically stronger in a crash and makes lifting with a paddock stand easier - all to do with leverage. Either version will give protection to the swingarm area in most crashes. These are available in black only. Fits the BMW S1000RR Only. Pirates' Price $48.US Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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Baxley Sport Chock is a unique, patented wheel chock designed
with the sport bike enthusiast in mind. This is a simple, lightweight chock
that will securely hold your sport bike upright by simply riding or pushing
the bike into the chock. Either in your garage, on your trailer, or in the
back of your truck. For Racers this is the perfect stand to leave in the
pits so you can ride in and get off your race bike. Designed for any bike
with 120 x 17" front tires, which is just about every sport bike on
the market including the BMW S1000RR. . Another great benefit of using the
LA Chock is that no front tie downs are necessary
when trailering. Just secure the rear of the motorcycle with straps
and the chock does the rest. Never bottom out your forks again. Choice of
colors... Standard Black or special order colors of Red, Blue, Yelow, Green, and Black Chrome. Trailer mounting hardware as an option.
This link is into our MV section.... Pirates' Price $275.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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BMW S1000RR ACCESSORIES & GEAR |
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Kriega Back-Packs Imported from The UK! When it comes to carrying your daily crap around on your motorcycle, some choose to go with tank bags, top-boxes, or rear rack bags.. others, like me prefer a back-pack. The Kriega line of back-packs are designed specifically for motorcyclists and IMHO.. are simply the best on the market. Pirates Lair sells 2 Kriega bags... the 15 liter R15 and the slightly larger 20 liter R20. The R15 is my bag of choice for daily riding and/or drug smuggling. It has DOUBLE the capacity of the Engage Tank Bags we sell. All Kriega bags feature 3M reflective areas along back and front. The internal reservoir pocket with compression straps fits an optional 3 liter hydration insert. The main selling point of the Kriega back-packs is their innovative Quad-Loc harness and strap system. The straps are angled out of the way for total freedom of movement and the locking button can easily be used while wearing gloves. Once on your back you'll forget it's there. Super comfortable. Easy on/off. 10 year factory guarantee! I love these bags and you will, too!! Pirates' Price R15 $135.US / R20 $ 145.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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ZTechnik Storage Pod Are you like me and would rather have a salt encrusted, flaming, pointy stick shoved in your eye than stick an ugly tankbag on your bike? If you aren't a back-pack kinda guy/gal, here's another way cool option from ZTechnik. Their roomy 4-liter Storage Pod™ offers a stylish and practical way to carry the essentials. Removable inner tray features three zippered storage pockets and a zippered document holder. Web straps and vinyl coated hooks allow universal mounting on almost any bike. While the mounting straps are about as generic as it gets and will fit most bikes, the Z Storage pod will probably NOT fit every motorcycle. I suggest you evaluate your bike and where the strap clips will mount before ordering. T he Z Storage pod is made of a durable canvas over a thermo-molded pod. It holds it's shape whether empty or full. Dimensions are H: 4.5-6.0 in. W: 9.0-12.5 in. L: 13.75 in. Pirates' Price $160.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) |
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Pirates Lair Gift Cards Woohoo!! We now have Gift Cards on the menu in a number of denominations to fit your budget. Like buying underwear or choosing a hooker, buying motorcycle accessories is a very personal thing. Simply guessing what your favorite rider actually needs/wants/desires for his ride is a hit or miss proposition. Rather than simply guessing ...you can't go wrong with a Pirates Lair Gift Card. Our standard sized plastic gift cards are sleek, stylish, and professionally made. Included with every card is a single-fold, greeting card style gift card holder with a folded/glued pocket inside for easy gift card insertion and removal. And that's not all! We also include a small matching envelope. Folded size: 4 3/4" x 3 3/8" Whip it out (the card, that is) and you will garner respect and admiration from the less fortunate around you. The card is good for all 2 full years. Actual cost of each card is $5 to cover cost of card, holder, envelope package, and shipping inside the US. Ladies.. these are perfect for the holidays, birthdays, weddings, promotions, or just a way of saying.. "Honey..I'm sorry I backed over your bike." Remember.. nothing says.. "I love you" or "I'm sorry" to a man like shiny plastic. Pirates' Price Starting at $25.US (Shipping in US Included) |
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Pirates Lair Plundering Tees Now that Pirates' Lair has become the center of the known universe...you knew that it was just a matter of time before I started blatantly advertising on your torso. You asked for them.. and again, we deliver with our "not quite so humble" plundering tees. You ride a BMW. You and I both know these are the best motorcycles on earth. Why not help do your part in educating the ignorant masses of this fact. Flaunt your "magnifocity" with one of these ultra stylish 100% cotton tees which proclaim proudly on the back.. Substance Over Image.. We are offering our tees in a "slimming" Black and/or a stylish pigment dyed, pre-shrunk Charcoal Gray in short sleeve only .. for now. We may offer a long sleeve version during the winter months. We offer these in XL, L, and M Only. As with all the Pirates' Lair plundering tees, these are produced in limited quantities. When they are gone.. there will be no more. No amount of begging.. no amount of pleading... no offers of BJs..well.. BJ's might do the trick, but otherwise... Pirates' Price $25.US (Shipping in US Included) In Stock! Limited Edition! |
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Pirates Lair Plundering Hats Now that Pirates' Lair has become the center of the known universe...you knew that it was just a matter of time before I started blatantly advertising on your head. Here's a way to support your favorite motorcycle accessory vendor (hopefully that's us..) and add to your wardrobe. The front of our plundering hats feature the Pirates'
Lair logo in a very sexy font over authentic clip-art swords for a timeless metro-sexual design. On the back, to complete our marketing ploy.. our
URL under the bold words.. Substance Over Image. If I have to explain what these simple words infer.. you aren't worthy of our hat. You could ask the nearest Harley rider. Each "Port Authority" brand hat is 100% cotton, unstructured, with a low
profile so even if you wad them up in your tank bag or backpack they'll come out relatively unscathed. Each has an adjustable
brass closure snap in the back and a nearly 3" long
bill. Long enough to satisfy even the most discerning cap aficionado. All the sewing is done in the USA by bonafide, documented Americans. Be the envy of your cell block! Pirates' Price $20.US (Shipping in US Included) |
